/u/RoboJoe9000's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] 99% of the time it's a waste of perfectly good magic. People don't actually /need/ magic to solve their problem, usually it just takes a bit of a perspective shift. That's why most of what I sell is junk.
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[WP] Turns out your don't really need to pull the sword from the stone. The sword with the stone still on it makes a pretty good club.
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[WP] The whole delivering presents thing is just a cover. Santa's real job is secretive. Some say he's a spy or an assasain. Nobody reall knows.
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[WP] Whenever a king comes to power in this land, he always dies mysteriously... unless he is blind.
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[WP] Fact: nobody knows Plato's real name. That was actually his wrestling name. What wasn't put in the history books was that his wrestling career followed him to his philosophy career, and vice versa. It started getting all mixed together.
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[WP] It may be legal to raise and kill turkeys for thanks giving, but there is no law that says said turkeys cannot unionize. Currently they are on a hunger strike so as not to be fat enough for the holidays.
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[WP] A city from another dimension is through some fluke transported to Earth stranding all of the inhabitants here and bringing its problems with it.
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[WP] Most habitable planets are actually strangely very much like Earth, but with key differences, sometimes imperceptible to the untrained eye, and ranging from mildly disturbing to downright deadly.
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[WP] It's wasted effort to try and collapse human society by force. They are too unruly. If you really wish to bring them down all you have to do is convince them society is already collapsing and they'll bring themselves down. Their faith in each other is their strength.
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[WP] "Isn't it obvious? The dead don't just rise to eat the living for no reason. This isn't just a random plague. Somebody made this happen and the most likely reason they'd do that is to weaken resistance for an invasion. Zombies are a bio-weapon. This is war!"
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