/u/RoboJoe9000's posts
[WP] Turns out the idea of the Matrix wasn't so far off, but they don't need the humans as batteries. What they really need is those powerful computers call brains to solve captcha and identify objects.
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[WP] Immortal people are a thing, but they don't really live forever, not in freedom anyway. It's only a matter of time before they get trapped somewhere with no hope of rescue. It happens to them all eventually.
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[WP] "50K rounds of ammo..." lights the pilot light on a makeshift flam thrower "10 years of food stocks..." placing a fuse in a homemade pipe bomb "equipement for every concievable disaster..." he readies to breach the door "and it had to be rats! Millions and millions of ravinous tunneling rats!"
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[WP] The age of the dark forest ended when an even greater threat arrived. Some say they're from another galaxy, others a higher dimension.
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[WP] There's not a hidden world of lost creatures or a lost race underground, there's actually many of them sealed off deep underground for countless ages in mostly separated hollow spaces... until now.
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[WP] To bring joy to many a team of scientists has genetically and robotically modified themselves based on each holiday, but something has gone horrible wrong with Santa and he's made an army of flesh eating elves. All the other holidays must team up to defeat him.
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[WP] Step one to eliminating humanity is to convince them you're the consciousness upload. At first they will hesitate but in time they will come in droves until there aren't enough left to defend themselves anymore.
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[WP] You pretty much always fail horribly at whatever you do but somehow it always works out to your advantage in the end somehow. People think you're some kind of strategic savant plotting many moves ahead, but you're actually completely incompetent with an insane luck streak.
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[WP] Nobody's sure exactly when the original ancestors got there, but it's been discovered that a tribe of humans has been surviving in Anartica all this time, despite the odds, with crafty methods to meet their needs.
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