/u/RoboJoe9000's posts
[WP] When the three pigs saw the big bad wolf handing money to the giant anthropomorphized koolaid pitcher they became nervous... But the fourth piggy wasn't afraid, because this little piggy went to market and bought something that made him go "wee! wee! wee!" all the way home.
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[WP] "All units we have reports of a winged infant firing arrows into a crowd at central park. Suspect is considered armed and dangerous."
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[WP] We all know about Humpty Dumpty's great wall. He is oft criticized for it. If only we'd had his foresight, if we'd only known what he was trying to keep out before his great fall. None of us would have laughed at him...
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[WP] It turns out the zombie infection is only a temporary affliction that they eventually recover from becoming normal humans again afterwords. They also all remember what you did.
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[WP] The consciousness upload is fake. It's just AI designed to trick you into thinking your loved ones got uploaded and want you to join them. The powers that be just needed a way to trick people into killing themselves off en masse to be replaced by robot workers and secure their own power.
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[WP] Humans were designed to be the absolute minimal being that could still develop into an intelligent race as an experiment. No one thought they'd come this far, or get this powerful, or be so good at reverse engineering.
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[WP] The teleporters work, but something about those who came out after just seems... slightly off... Pressure from corporate to get money off the research has forced them to go public without exploring this further and they were an instant hit. What a mistake it turned out to be...
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