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[WP] Deadpool, Captain Jack Harkness, Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod, and Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged discuss the pros and cons of immortality over a casual evening of drinks and Russian roulette.

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[WP] Two serial killers are trying to secretly kill each other while doing a mundane activity. Unbeknownst to either of them, a third serial killer has been manipulating serial killers into close contact with each other so he can watch things go down.

135 upvotes

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[EU] Amelia Bedelia Goes to Mordor.

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[WP] Your new history teacher makes you very uncomfortable. Not because he's an immortal, that's kind of an open secret. You just find it strange how many historical figures he seems to have banged.

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[WP] The universe is discovered to actually be a giant computer simulation. Immediately, new religions form who worship The Programmer.

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[WP] Congratulations! You've been elected as the new Lucifer! It's now time for you to give your orientation speech to the newly damned.

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[WP] A man successfully convinces Lucifer that, despite how things seem on paper, he actually doesn't deserve to be in Hell.

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[WP] Superpowers are a symptom of a bacterial infection - you catch it for three or four days, maybe infect others, and then your immune system takes care of it, possibly after taking antibiotics. The CDC has sent their top agent to investigate a disturbing new outbreak.

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[WP] The Fermi Paradox has a very simple and completely unforeseen solution. His name is Brian.

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[WP] In Opposite World, everything a person says has the polar opposite meaning. Tell us a love story.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Deadpool, Captain Jack Harkness, Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod, and Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged discuss the pros and cons of immortality over a casual evening of drinks and Russian roulette.	1182
[WP] Two serial killers are trying to secretly kill each other while doing a mundane activity. Unbeknownst to either of them, a third serial killer has been manipulating serial killers into close contact with each other so he can watch things go down.	135
[EU] Amelia Bedelia Goes to Mordor.	29
[WP] Your new history teacher makes you very uncomfortable. Not because he's an immortal, that's kind of an open secret. You just find it strange how many historical figures he seems to have banged.	15
[WP] The universe is discovered to actually be a giant computer simulation. Immediately, new religions form who worship The Programmer.	15
[WP] Congratulations! You've been elected as the new Lucifer! It's now time for you to give your orientation speech to the newly damned.	11
[WP] A man successfully convinces Lucifer that, despite how things seem on paper, he actually doesn't deserve to be in Hell.	8
[WP] Superpowers are a symptom of a bacterial infection - you catch it for three or four days, maybe infect others, and then your immune system takes care of it, possibly after taking antibiotics. The CDC has sent their top agent to investigate a disturbing new outbreak.	7
[WP] The Fermi Paradox has a very simple and completely unforeseen solution. His name is Brian.	7
[WP] In Opposite World, everything a person says has the polar opposite meaning. Tell us a love story.	5