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[WP] Chris Hansen steps down and names Arnold Schwarzeneggar as his successor on To Catch a Predator. Arnold misunderstands the type of Predator he's hunting.

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[WP] Superpowers are real, but universally shitty. Your father, for example, can detect rubbish. Your mother can spontaneously grow the hair on her wrists.

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[WP] Some houses are haunted by murderers, psychopaths, and torture enthusiasts. Yours appears to be haunted by a mechanic.

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[WP] After watching an adventurer get struck with an arrow only to reveal that it hit a book under his clothes for the fourth time today, you begin to suspect that he has "plot armor."

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[WP] The party's moment of triumph is at soon at hand. Oddly enough, the villain(ess) is the most genuinely friendly person they've ever met.

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[WP] Mindfreak is renewed for a final season. A typo in the contract has lead Chris Angle, mathematician to replace Criss Angel as host.

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[WP] You asked someone to lend you their ear. When they agreed, it appeared in your hand. Idioms have become literal.

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[WP] Facial Recognition surveillance has become the norm. Every city is filled with cameras, and obscuring your face is illegal. You are El Toro Fuerte, and you never remove your mask.

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[EU] Some kids have started playing Hangman in the DeathNote.

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[WP] In a "lost episode," Bob Ross shows up drunk to film an episode of The Joy of Painting, he begins trying to see how much innuendo he can inconspicuously fit into his monologue before somebody stops him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Chris Hansen steps down and names Arnold Schwarzeneggar as his successor on To Catch a Predator. Arnold misunderstands the type of Predator he's hunting.	3427
[WP] Superpowers are real, but universally shitty. Your father, for example, can detect rubbish. Your mother can spontaneously grow the hair on her wrists.	161
[WP] Some houses are haunted by murderers, psychopaths, and torture enthusiasts. Yours appears to be haunted by a mechanic.	35
[WP] After watching an adventurer get struck with an arrow only to reveal that it hit a book under his clothes for the fourth time today, you begin to suspect that he has "plot armor."	24
[WP] The party's moment of triumph is at soon at hand. Oddly enough, the villain(ess) is the most genuinely friendly person they've ever met.	16
[WP] Mindfreak is renewed for a final season. A typo in the contract has lead Chris Angle, mathematician to replace Criss Angel as host.	11
[WP] You asked someone to lend you their ear. When they agreed, it appeared in your hand. Idioms have become literal.	9
[WP] Facial Recognition surveillance has become the norm. Every city is filled with cameras, and obscuring your face is illegal. You are El Toro Fuerte, and you never remove your mask.	5
[EU] Some kids have started playing Hangman in the DeathNote.	4
[WP] In a "lost episode," Bob Ross shows up drunk to film an episode of The Joy of Painting, he begins trying to see how much innuendo he can inconspicuously fit into his monologue before somebody stops him.	4