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[WP] Chris Hansen steps down and names Arnold Schwarzeneggar as his successor on To Catch a Predator. Arnold misunderstands the type of Predator he's hunting.
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[WP] Superpowers are real, but universally shitty. Your father, for example, can detect rubbish. Your mother can spontaneously grow the hair on her wrists.
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[WP] Some houses are haunted by murderers, psychopaths, and torture enthusiasts. Yours appears to be haunted by a mechanic.
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[WP] After watching an adventurer get struck with an arrow only to reveal that it hit a book under his clothes for the fourth time today, you begin to suspect that he has "plot armor."
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[WP] The party's moment of triumph is at soon at hand. Oddly enough, the villain(ess) is the most genuinely friendly person they've ever met.
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[WP] Mindfreak is renewed for a final season. A typo in the contract has lead Chris Angle, mathematician to replace Criss Angel as host.
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[WP] You asked someone to lend you their ear. When they agreed, it appeared in your hand. Idioms have become literal.
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[WP] Facial Recognition surveillance has become the norm. Every city is filled with cameras, and obscuring your face is illegal. You are El Toro Fuerte, and you never remove your mask.
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