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This cave is not a natural formation. Somebody built it, which means we're all going to be gauss-beamed to death in a few dozen pages.

984 upvotes • r/Grimdank

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I am not innocent. Mine was MEAT (Mechanized Exosuit - Assault Type), for the 'meat grinder' joke.

648 upvotes • r/worldjerking

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[EU] "Are you working, Mr. Wick?" "I don't think I'm at the liberty to say. Are you, Mr. Bond?"

329 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "The real power behind the throne is the knee the king was raised on." "So we must negotiate with his mother?" "Egad, no. The royal nurse."

271 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The worst assassins are brooding ex-soldiers with grim reaper tattoos. The intermediate assassins are professionals, sober and levelheaded. The very best assassins are the nicest people you could ever hire to kill someone.

248 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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My new YApunk booktokcore slopesque world.

193 upvotes • r/worldjerking

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[WP] Security at the Mob wedding is airtight, every vantage point under the watchful eyes of hardened gunmen. Cupid must find a way to sneak in and take the shot in order to save the couple from a loveless, cold marriage.

187 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into seconds. Years turned into meters. This time machine wasn't working very well.

160 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The anthill by the sidewalk has been there for weeks. Today, however, it seems to have gotten a moat.

95 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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He does that every single time he would mention his name, you know. He can shut down the necro-servers single-handed.

92 upvotes • r/Grimdank

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This cave is not a natural formation. Somebody built it, which means we're all going to be gauss-beamed to death in a few dozen pages.	984	Grimdank
I am not innocent. Mine was MEAT (Mechanized Exosuit - Assault Type), for the 'meat grinder' joke.	648	worldjerking
[EU] "Are you working, Mr. Wick?" "I don't think I'm at the liberty to say. Are you, Mr. Bond?"	329	WritingPrompts
[WP] "The real power behind the throne is the knee the king was raised on." "So we must negotiate with his mother?" "Egad, no. The royal nurse."	271	WritingPrompts
[WP] The worst assassins are brooding ex-soldiers with grim reaper tattoos. The intermediate assassins are professionals, sober and levelheaded. The very best assassins are the nicest people you could ever hire to kill someone.	248	WritingPrompts
My new YApunk booktokcore slopesque world.	193	worldjerking
[WP] Security at the Mob wedding is airtight, every vantage point under the watchful eyes of hardened gunmen. Cupid must find a way to sneak in and take the shot in order to save the couple from a loveless, cold marriage.	187	WritingPrompts
[WP] Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into seconds. Years turned into meters. This time machine wasn't working very well.	160	WritingPrompts
[WP] The anthill by the sidewalk has been there for weeks. Today, however, it seems to have gotten a moat.	95	WritingPrompts
He does that every single time he would mention his name, you know. He can shut down the necro-servers single-handed.	92	Grimdank