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[EU] "You're a strange case, Hellboy. Fortunately, strange is my last name." "I think you mean middle name." "No. Last name. Read the sign. Dr. Stephen Strange."

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[WP] There's some things IKEA doesn't keep on the front shelves. And with very good reason.

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[WP] "Our deepest consolations for your unexpected gain..."

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[WP] In a sci-fi future, a cyberpunk starts dating a megacorp wage-slave. The blue-collar thinks they're too boring for their new fiance; the cyberpunk finds them a welcome respite from their usual fast-lane life.

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[EU] A soldier from the battlefields of Call of Duty is informed by his video game doctor that he ought to get some rest and relaxation. Begrudgingly, he complies. After a few weeks, though, he begins finding the Minecraft life quite comfortable.

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[WP] Thank the witch-hunters. They'll find you and burn you before the rest can yoke you like an ox.

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[WP] You're a demotivational speaker who tells their tragic life story to get people acting sober, sensible and down-to-earth. This client, though, just can't be discouraged.

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[WP] Dwarves have beards. Elves have afros and soul patches. Halflings have dreadlocks and waves. Humans have buzz-cuts and bob-cuts. Goblins have opened a barbershop, to see how many people they can mess with by giving them the 'wrong' haircut.

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[EU] Write about what caused the great, multi-generational monkey-versus-balloon war.

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[WP] "You run a nightclub?" "Listen. Without the nuclear shelters we'd all be dead. But without somewhere to dance...are we really alive?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] "You're a strange case, Hellboy. Fortunately, strange is my last name." "I think you mean middle name." "No. Last name. Read the sign. Dr. Stephen Strange."	12
[WP] There's some things IKEA doesn't keep on the front shelves. And with very good reason.	11
[WP] "Our deepest consolations for your unexpected gain..."	11
[WP] In a sci-fi future, a cyberpunk starts dating a megacorp wage-slave. The blue-collar thinks they're too boring for their new fiance; the cyberpunk finds them a welcome respite from their usual fast-lane life.	11
[EU] A soldier from the battlefields of Call of Duty is informed by his video game doctor that he ought to get some rest and relaxation. Begrudgingly, he complies. After a few weeks, though, he begins finding the Minecraft life quite comfortable.	11
[WP] Thank the witch-hunters. They'll find you and burn you before the rest can yoke you like an ox.	11
[WP] You're a demotivational speaker who tells their tragic life story to get people acting sober, sensible and down-to-earth. This client, though, just can't be discouraged.	11
[WP] Dwarves have beards. Elves have afros and soul patches. Halflings have dreadlocks and waves. Humans have buzz-cuts and bob-cuts. Goblins have opened a barbershop, to see how many people they can mess with by giving them the 'wrong' haircut.	11
[EU] Write about what caused the great, multi-generational monkey-versus-balloon war.	11
[WP] "You run a nightclub?" "Listen. Without the nuclear shelters we'd all be dead. But without somewhere to dance...are we really alive?"	10