/u/Roxith's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “So you’ve come hero.” The most powerful dark lord in history says as he faces you across the hall. But before you take another step, he motions to the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen with tears in her eyes. “But first, please explain to my granddaughter why Grandpa needs to die.”
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[WP] With just a word your son could rewrite reality. From the sky being yellow to roses being blue. One day, to your horror, he says “You’re the best parent I could ask for.” And, to your surprise, you remain completely the same.
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[WP] Time stops as a girl with red eyes walks past crowds of people, stabbing one man before giving another person the knife. She starts walking away until you sneeze.
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[WP] “Say your last words before I take your pathetic life, Hero!” The Demon Queen says as she points her sword closer to your throat. “…Would you like to go on a date with me?”
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[WP] One day, a demon possesses your child and you don’t know what to think. Teachers start praising her for good grades, politeness, and she is also genuinely affectionate for her new parents. Despite this, you’re about to exorcise her back before your spouse interjects”Now…hold up a second, Dear.”
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[EU] “Why can’t Master Yoda speak normally? I mean. He speaks English, he just chooses to speak incorrectly.”
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[WP] As a self inserted protagonist, you don’t say much or practically anything at all. That’s why you can’t help but find it strange when you learn that every person in your party has developed feelings for you.
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[WP] The crowd is in awe, you have resisted the temptations of the Evil Primordial. You weren’t exactly impressed. Beauty standards have changed a lot since ancient times.
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[WP] You, the evil overlord, and your Legion of Doom faces the hero after his tiresome pursuit of you. You wave your hand, the hero triumphantly smiles as if you’re going to say “Leave him, he’s mine”. Instead you say “All forces fire.”
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