/u/RunawayDev's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] On the outside you're running a registered Marijuana Store, but behind that front you're a highly illegal Kinder Egg smuggling operation, and you are looking to expand....
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[WP] You've been locked in this box for so long it's the only memory you have. Today you managed to escape. As you hastily leave the facility behind, you hear sirens wail and a voice announcing over speaker: "WARNING - KETER CLASS CONTAINMENT BREACH! SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!"
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[WP] In 2087, grandpa Kyle tells the story of how he and a million other people he met on "the old internet" actually made it into a guarded top secret government facility, and the things they learned that day. What he refuses to tell though, is how he got out.
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[WP] After slaughtering yet another batch, a grumpy mummy, pissed at archaeologists trying to open it's tomb every few years, makes up ridiculous curse warnings and inscribes them on the entrance, before strutting back to slumber, ranting along.
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[WP] The Devil bought your soul a while ago but wants you to take it back now. "No returns" you say, unfazed. He tries again.. "Please, it's making me sad :("
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[WP] Abuse was all you ever knew before you came into the dog shelter. When your were finally adopted, you were scared - but learned to trust and love your new family. Especially their kid. Now this kid is your whole world, and god forbid you would ever let them go through what you went through!...
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[WP] When humanity finally found and contacted God through superior science, God turned as pale as someone who realized they left the oven on...
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[WP] Of course the first asteroid humans ever managed to mine had to have some stupid Vault with "do not open" written all over it. When armed miners broke into the thing they expected aliens and horrors, but not this... An abandoned editor studio and film set. Wtf?!
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[EU] In the years since you graduated from Hogwarts you've become a well known headhunter, infamous for playing by your own rules, as well as your short temper; You cast first and ask questions later. You are Dirty Harry Potter, and you've come back to school.
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[WP] When the detonation ripped off your arms you thought life was over. Twenty years later you've long grown used to your prosthetics. You've gotten new ones from the army twice already, but this time they must've mixed something up, because these are talking to you in your head...
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