/u/SadManWith4Balls's posts
[WP]The sage has found the chosen one, a farmer boy. He explains the boy's secret heritage and destiny. Promises of glory and excitement. When this call for adventure hits our hero he is quick to respond “Actually I really enjoy living in the farm with my uncle so I pass”.
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[WP] You are forced to play a macabre game in which the winner survives and the loser dies. You are about to win when the identity of your opponent is finally revealed. Your opponent is someone you know.
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[WP] You just arrived to a new school and the three most popular students of your class are really into you! However, what they really want is to kill you. The only reason you are still alive is that they don't want to “share” you so they foil each other's plans constantly.
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[WP] You've successfully contacted a superior being who is going to give you one superpower to help you accomplish your goals of world domination. You have to choose one of the powers from their list. You quickly realize that their “list” is just the front page of r/shittysuperpowers
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