/u/Safety_promise's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My nasty flu persists for days, so I decided to take antibiotics to recover faster.

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I told my little nephew that if you try to count your fingers and you can't, then you are in a dream and you can fly like a bird!

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My innovative operation of implanting electrodes into the caudate nucleus and amygdala allowed me to remotely disable aggression in the test subject.

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"We can try this together, deep in the forest where no one will disturb us!"

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Cancer is caused by abnormal cells that refuse to die, leading to a slow and painful death of the host.

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I saw God.

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When I was given a choice between five years of solitary confinement and ten years in communal cell I obviously chose the latter.

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I time travelled in 2025 and I've seen humanity devastated and nearly extinct!

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"The Lord didn't bless me with hearing" - said to us the travelling monk.

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As a medic, I find it ridiculous how easily people believe the lies of charlatans.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My nasty flu persists for days, so I decided to take antibiotics to recover faster.	3090
I told my little nephew that if you try to count your fingers and you can't, then you are in a dream and you can fly like a bird!	323
My innovative operation of implanting electrodes into the caudate nucleus and amygdala allowed me to remotely disable aggression in the test subject.	162
"We can try this together, deep in the forest where no one will disturb us!"	61
Cancer is caused by abnormal cells that refuse to die, leading to a slow and painful death of the host.	41
I saw God.	11
When I was given a choice between five years of solitary confinement and ten years in communal cell I obviously chose the latter.	10
I time travelled in 2025 and I've seen humanity devastated and nearly extinct!	6
"The Lord didn't bless me with hearing" - said to us the travelling monk.	5
As a medic, I find it ridiculous how easily people believe the lies of charlatans.	1