/u/Salsal_Azar's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Day 1: Since a human body is 60% water, we can just boil it to evaporate the water and be left with pure human body.

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The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.

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"I want us to have a girl this time," my wife said, smiling as she laid down on the bed.

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I don't think I'm cut out for working on my uncle's cattle farm.

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At the shop where I work in you can get cool clothes for just peanuts.

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I'm going to check on the bear trap that I set some days ago.

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They say the more colorful an animal is the most likely it is to be poisonous, so don't eat it.

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Today at breakfast, I accidentally blurted out that I'm gay.

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After painstakingly chanting the incantations 35 times, I now realize that the devil is in the details.

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The walls, floor and roof are so thin, I can hear the words of everyone around me all day and night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Day 1: Since a human body is 60% water, we can just boil it to evaporate the water and be left with pure human body.	1527
The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.	531
"I want us to have a girl this time," my wife said, smiling as she laid down on the bed.	268
I don't think I'm cut out for working on my uncle's cattle farm.	209
At the shop where I work in you can get cool clothes for just peanuts.	81
I'm going to check on the bear trap that I set some days ago.	31
They say the more colorful an animal is the most likely it is to be poisonous, so don't eat it.	31
Today at breakfast, I accidentally blurted out that I'm gay.	28
After painstakingly chanting the incantations 35 times, I now realize that the devil is in the details.	23
The walls, floor and roof are so thin, I can hear the words of everyone around me all day and night.	23