WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Never get a human drunk." An old galactic saying, that most heed. Your ship's captain didn't. Now, your multi-million-dollar, state-of-the-art railgun corvette is spinning through space, speakers blasting the human song "Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!" and guns firing to the beat of the song.	2330
[WP] An alien empire has just abducted the President of the United States. The problem? That President is Theodore Roosevelt - and the Bull-Moose isn’t one to be held captive. These Extraterrestrials are about to face the fury of a wronged Rough Rider.	1196
[WP] Aliens have finally come to Earth. They don't want to invade. They don't want to destroy the planet. No, they wish to find and then retire to the serene lands spoken about in some of our transmissions to the galaxy: "Almost Heaven", West Virginia.	1066
[WP] Some pedestrian ran out in front of your truck, and you hit him. So why, now, are you and your shitbox Ford in a strange stone and wood town, with a fox-person yelling into the passenger window directions on how to kill the King of the Liches? Well, at least the fuel gauge is stuck on full.	835
[WP] Being the only militarists in a galactic alliance full of pacifists isn’t fun, especially as they keep needing your nation’s naval support when the other galactic alliance attacks. Thus are the woes of the United Republics of Earth and her Expeditionary Forces.	573
[WP] Tonight, in the Top Gear Isekai Special: Richard hits a wizard with a Ford, James issues the Emancipation Proclamation from a Buick, I escape an angry army in a Dodge, and the Camera Crew acquires a pet dragon.	268
[WP] We have made first contact with aliens! Unfortunately, their ambassador landed in Rural Tennessee, and a local told them that our ruler was Dolly Parton. Now, they refuse to speak to anyone else but “Dolly, Empress of Humanity”.	214
[WP] The quiet serenity of the beautiful Nauitolian morning was soon shattered by a cry so loud and furious that even the majestic unicorns turned to investigate. "CLAAARKSON! GET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK!"	141
[WP] “Sir, our maps may just be wrong, but...” “But, what? Out with it, Seaman!” “Our maps indicate we’re over about where Los Angeles should be... and all we can see is open sea, everywhere. We’ve tried every instrument. Just sea, for over a hundred miles.”	128
[WP] Humanity has achieved faster-than-light travel using massive polonium-burning internal combustion engines. Our alien neighbors are terrified of this - they worship fire, and we have essentially enslaved their God to cross the universe. This could cause some international incidents.	128

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