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[WP] The date is April 1st 2020. Your town is deftly quiet for a Wednesday, but that’s because this time last year there came an April Fools prank that got so far out of hand that the town had to outlaw April Fools Day. That prank was yours and this is your confession.
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[WP] You hand your fake ID to the bouncer. He takes a serious look at it and you before talking into his earpiece. You think you’ve been made until he unlocks a hidden door behind him, kneels in before you, and gives you your ID. You inspect it. Apparently, you’re not only 19, you’re 1019 years old.
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[WP] It's no secret that we tend to notice faces in everything. In the clouds, on cars, buildings, and countless everyday objects. What is a secret, though, is that those faces aren't a coincidence at all. You shouldn't know this, but you do because one of those faces just accidentally spoke to you.
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[WP] You have frequented Reddit for a couple years, though mostly as a lurker. One evening your mom asks to borrow your computer and you oblige. The next morning, you get your computer back and check Reddit as usual only to find that your karma has quadrupled overnight.
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[WP] The sign was supposed to read ‘Optometrist Clinic’. They had one job. You’re about to call the signage company to chew them out for their mistake, but then you hear a customer knocking at the reception desk: “Hello? Is this the Optimist Clinic?”
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