/u/Senoshu's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every new planet hunter graduate learns the golden rule. You don't go to earth. It lives there.
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[WP] An angel notices God intently searching for something. Apparently, a small blue planet his misplaced quite some time ago.
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[WP] Needing a break from expanding the galactic empire, Darth Vader takes a galactic Thanksgiving vacation in a surprise visit to Uncle Owen's.
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[WP] "I'm sorry, you were very close, but I'll have to ask you to step through that door to hell." Saint Peter said. "You know what, no. Fuck you!" you yell.
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[WP] Due to fast food and soft drinks, cardiac arrest has claimed almost all other alternate reality versions of yourself. Now you must face off against the only other version of your fat self left to become The One.
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[WP] Jesus Christ Jessica! I'm not barking at the mailman just to hear my own voice. Do you not see the thing following him!?
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