/u/SeriousGoofball's posts
[WP] Your grandmother is a sweet older lady that likes to knit you things. One day she buys a couple of "antique" knitting needles in a second hand shop that are actually magic wands. Now she sends you knitted items imbued with magical properties.
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[WP] No one courts death like a human. They eat food that evolved to be toxic, ingest known poison for recreation, engage in potentially lethal sport for fun, and have an incredibly high risk tolerance. On the galactic stage they are feared, admired, and generally considered crazy.
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[WP] The invasion had gone well. The city had fallen easily until they reached the industrial sector, and Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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[WP] Mankind sent out signals and probes in all directions to contact alien life, which we did. But as numerous alien races, who were previously unaware of each other, raced to Earth for conquest they encountered each other. Seems we started the biggest interstellar war in history.
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[EU] The aliens have captured another human to examine. "The human is recovering from the stun beam now. We were forced to kill his companion animal during the capture. His identification says his designation is John Wick."
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How did an instrument as expensive and complicated as the violin/fiddle become associated with "poor people" music like Irish folk or Bluegrass?
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[WP] A former president of the United States has had a bad run and is now bankrupt, homeless, and living on the street. But he still gets secret service protection, and you are that agent.
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[WP] Everything the Aliens know about humans they learned from watching Romantic Comedies and Action Movies. They modify a few of their own people to be "typical humans" and try to blend in with our society.
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[WP] You panicked when the genie only gave you one wish, so you said you "just wanted to be pretty good at... something." So now you're pretty good. At everything.
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