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[WP] The Superheroes arrive at the predicted impact site of the meteor, only to find the Villains already there. "We're going to destroy that blasted rock before it lands and there's nothing you can do to stop us!" a Hero calls out. "Stop you? We're here to help! We live on this planet too, dumbass"
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[WP] Suddenly a loud, thunderous voice booms across the skies: "Whoops, sorry about all that, my cat stepped on the controls. "
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[WP] The end of the universe is minutes away, and the few true immortals are standing on the last planet trying to accept their fate. Suddenly a vessel materializes above them and a voice says "Greetings! This is the Inter-dimensional Immortals Rescue Service. Please remain calm."
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[WP] After months on an alien crew you realize one vitally important thing: Aliens aren't inherently polite and courteous, they're just terrified of humans.
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[WP] A Roman soldier from the year 0 A.D is transported to a modern, Christian, Midwestern town, and is very confused by the abundance of crosses.
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[WP] All your life you have seen a glowing circle above people's heads, and you gave up on understanding it long ago. One day you happen upon a stranger with a line above their head instead, and realize your mistake: it was never circles, it's a 0.
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[WP] For millennia an alien race has conquered planets and civilizations by forcing their leaders to give the order to their troops to surrender. Untill, that is, they encounter a strange race who call themselves 'humans,' that simply disobeyed the order.
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