/u/Sh4d0w927's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're a cleaner for a famous assassin. You just found out it is your spouse. This infuriates you not because of the secrets or killing, but because you've been cleaning up after your spouse at home and at their work all this time.
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[WP] Everyone knows the hero won't defuse the bomb until the are less than 10 seconds left. That's why I've set it to explode at 20 seconds.
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[WP] You hired the "crazy" old blacksmith that "forged Excalibur" just out stop people from making fun of him. To show his thanks he calls you to the forge a month later. Turns out maybe he isn't a crazy old man...
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[WP] You miraculously survive a plane crash and wake in the hospital. They inform you that your right arm was severed and had to be reattached. It feels all wrong. Weeks later while making a fist flames ignite around it. This is not your arm.
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[WP] You're the world's most notorious super villain and the heroes can't stop you. I mean they could but you don't technically do anything illegal. You are The Spoiler and just use your telepathy to read minds and ruin the ending of whatever someone is currently into.
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[WP] You just made a life changing discovery about dragons. They don't hoard gold for some greedy reason. The gold is literally just their old scales that shed as they grow new ones. Now you boldly stride up to the dragon with a business proposal.
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[WP] As a demon you can only be summoned by your chosen name. Most demons choose something with letters in combinations that are almost impossible to pronounce. Being the smart demon you are you chose this symbol, #, and for thousands of years everything was great.
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[WP] The morning after your birthday wish to "Make the world a better place" you wake in a strange realm. A voice begins, "Don't be alarmed, I'm part of the Fae that grant wishes. The best way for you to improve the world was to remove you from it."
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[WP] People used to protest animals being kept in the zoo. You can't understand what the big deal was. You've been held in the human exhibit of the alien's zoo for over a year and it is a pretty sweet deal.
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[WP] You're lead character designer on a fantasy video game and just presented the female armors to the "client". They smile cryptically and say that'll do perfectly. You wake up the next morning to find out you are in the game as a female and actually have to survive wearing those skimpy armors.
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