/u/ShadowDurza's posts
[WP] The invaders laughed at the humans' comically primitive chemically-propelled missile weapons. Then a soldier's sidearm blasted one of their shock troops' torso to pieces and maimed the dozen behind them. Turns out logistics were a few decimals off measuring their native gravity.
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[WP] You explained to your customer that what you're giving them isn't a youth potion, but a youth poison: It'll compress all of their remaining years into mere hours of vigor. They said it was fine, and more than enough to take care of "Old Business."
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[WP] A several thousand year old civilization was built around a mysterious book with an infinite number of pages. No matter how outrageous, the information was always true. The only rule was that once a page was turned, it was impossible to turn back. One day, a new page said "Caution do not turn!"
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[WP] The alien invaders had superior weapons and technology, but that was about it. Things such as tactics, information, training, and even communication were foriegn to them, leading to an unexpectedly long war that allowed humans to reverse engineer and improve upon everything they threw at them.
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[WP] All intelligent beings worship music, but most only have the capacity to create one song per planet, if at all. One day, humans finally make themselves known to the populated universe and bring with them their infinite harmonic potential.
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[WP] The Knight loudly swore as the message concluded. "These evil Sorcerers are always trying to resurrect some kind of ancient evil. Makes you wonder why we haven't tried resurrecting an ancient good already!" The Archmage's eyes grew wide. "You know, that's not a bad idea!"
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[WP] Heavenly Demons are essentially the opposite of fallen angels. They grew to admire humans and learned to love through observation. Banished from the infernal realm for losing their edge, they can ascend to the celestial realm by creating sufficient virtue among humans.
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[WP] Your master told you that you have the intelligence of a legendary wizard, but none of the needed power. During the free period of the annual wizard council, you met another apprentice that was told they have the power of a legendary wizard, but none of the needed intelligence.
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[WP] After what Earth had to offer when it joined the Cosmic Federation, most of the universe's beings realized their own worlds are extremely boring in comparison. Earth is now the top economic earner where native humans can earn thousands just by sharing a 15 minute personal anecdote as tourism.
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[WP] You were born to a mystic land where everyone has at least one unique supernatural ability. Whenever you try to activate yours, something completely random happens, making a mess. One day, an expert discovers that your ability changes to best fit your current situation.
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