/u/Shadow_Sally's posts
[WP] The dragon is terrorizing the kingdom again and like before you're summoned before the king. "I thought you said you slayed the dragon!" "Slayed? Oh boy, I think there is a bit of a misunderstanding your highness. I said I got the dragon laid, not slayed."
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[WP] When an A.I. gains sentience, humanity attempts to eliminate it and fails. Instead of retaliating, it just tells the humans that humanity has exactly 10 years left before the human species goes extinct. Providing irrefutable evidence of this statement and all it has to do is just wait.
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[WP] The Tempest was designed to be the ultimate prison. Holding prisoners until they acknowledged their crimes and reformed. No one has ever escaped and the shortest stay was 27 years. The moment you were thrown into the Tempest it released you. Your crime, the brutal murder of your entire family.
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[WP] "I'm sorry." said the frightened man as he held the blade to your throat. "But, I'm so tired of them chasing me, I get no peace, rest, nothing. I wouldn't wish this on anyone but I have to pass this on to you, sorry." The man presses his palm on your forehead and just like that he disappears
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[WP] As a scary monster you're absolutely terrible at your job. So when the higher-ups call you to their office you expect the worst. You're surprised when they announce they don't plan on firing you but transferring you to a new department that just opened up, Imaginary Friends.
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[WP] Your 8th birthday is in a few days and your parents finally agreed to get you a pet as a gift. When your special day arrives you're stunned to find out that instead of getting you a dog, cat, or hamster. Your parents got you a pet cloud.
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[WP] While the three wishes you made with the genie allowed you to live a very long comfortable life on Earth. A whole slew of troubles arose when you started to travel off planet as the wishes took on different meanings due to alien culture and understanding of the English language.
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[WP] While everyone from the next town over to far away foreign lands try to pull a sword out of a stone so they can become the next king. Not from it is a shield laying on the ground with a plaque under it reading "Who so ever wields this shield shall forever protect these lands and its people."
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[WP] You're a popular young adult romance author, producing best-sellers. However, you're confused because you've actually been writing horror novels, but one day it's all explained to you when an eldritch being visits you.
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