/u/Shadow_Sally's posts
[WP] A half-elf warlock, a 1920s private investigator, a hypochondriac vampire, and a cyberpunk mercenary walk into a tavern. Through their interactions, they discover they are actually characters from a player's various pen and paper RPG sessions.
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[WP] You smirk when you overhear the local children discuss the story of 'Little Red Riding Hood'. "If they only knew the truth behind the story." you think to yourself. "If they really knew that the grandmother was actually a werewolf and that the true villain of the story was the hunter."
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[WP] You’re pursuing a serial killer but the law doesn’t put much effort in their capture because by some weird coincidence all the people they’ve believed to have killed are actually immortal.
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[WP]"Partners in death ye shall be. For you shall meet your end at each other's hands." cursed the crone. Soon after your partner chokes you to death. Some time later you regain consciousness. Your partner standing over you. "Okay chum, my turn just like we planned."
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[WP] While you appreciate your parents spending time with your child. Your spouse’s family not so much as your parents are world renowned supervillains known for being ruthless and cold-blooded.
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[WP] A teenager manages to summon a succubus. The teen erupts with joy at their success as the succubus stares at the teen and says "Hey Kiddo, how many times have I told you to not bother mommy while she's working."
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[WP] After a near-fatal encounter with a superhero you wonder when things changed? When did villains care more about the gruesome shock value of their crimes and when did heroes become blood-thirsty vigilantes? As a retired villain you seek to find answers and if possible correct this madness.
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While the three wishes you made with the genie allowed you to live a very long comfortable life on Earth. A whole slew of troubles arose when you started to travel off planet as the wishes took on different meanings due to alien culture and understanding of the English language.
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