/u/Shadowislost's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

On my first day of handing out samples at Costco, I was able to get rid of so much evidence.

8188 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When we went camping mommy said we had to put our food up in the tree with rope, so bears couldn’t get it.

998 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

He was recently having sex, with many women out of his league.

508 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“I’ll get insurance money”, I thought to myself.

61 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I’ve always liked little newborns, I’m not sure why I didn’t care for this one.

57 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The farmer was extremely happy with his new hard working ranch hand.

45 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When he died, he saw many loved ones who told him to go to the light.

45 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After an exhaustive search, I finally found a job at the local animal shelter.

40 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Another word out of you and I’ll turn this car around.

36 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I’m worried my grandson doesn’t like me anymore.

32 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On my first day of handing out samples at Costco, I was able to get rid of so much evidence.	8188
When we went camping mommy said we had to put our food up in the tree with rope, so bears couldn’t get it.	998
He was recently having sex, with many women out of his league.	508
“I’ll get insurance money”, I thought to myself.	61
I’ve always liked little newborns, I’m not sure why I didn’t care for this one.	57
The farmer was extremely happy with his new hard working ranch hand.	45
When he died, he saw many loved ones who told him to go to the light.	45
After an exhaustive search, I finally found a job at the local animal shelter.	40
Another word out of you and I’ll turn this car around.	36
I’m worried my grandson doesn’t like me anymore.	32