/u/Shadrak_Meduson's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The elven children have a ceremony to summon their spirit animals. Most get unicorns, phoenixes, fire salamanders etc. One kid ends up summoning a human, smoking a cigar and sporting a hefty shotgun.
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[WP] A psychic alien who feeds on dreams comes to Earth for the first time. Turns out humans are the only sentients in the galaxy that have nightmares.
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[WP] A cult is about to sacrifice a child in the name of their dark god. That's when the deity shows up and says: "People, my house is teeming with these kids you keep sending me. It would please me more if you raised them yourselves in a responsible manner."
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[WP] They say you can sneak almost anywhere openly if you wear a safety vest and carry a ladder. A group of heroes trying to infiltrate the Demon King's castle end up using that trick.
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[WP] All major fast food chains were created for eldritch gods to harvest the souls of gluttonous mortals. The king of the burger, the red haired clown, the coffee mermaid, s'ub'ay...As people move on to healthier diets, the hunger of the gods grows.
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[WP] The most fearsome super villain in history was defeated and for judgement received two options: death sentence or memory wipe. They chose the latter. When the super heroes perform a coup and take control over the world, there is only one person powerful enough to aid you...
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[WP] One genie specialises in a specific kind of ironic wishes. If the wish is for fitness and health, the genie is a drill sergeant from hell and whips them into shape. If they wish for money, the genie makes them go through years of economic schooling.
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[WP] Monsters break into your home, seeking blood. Upon seeing your spouse they stop and bend the knee in reverence. You're left confused while your spouse sighs, rubbing their forehead.
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[WP] A warrior prays to the god of war before a battle but by accident it's answered by the god of healing. The warrior is now blessed with the sword of resurrection, punches of healing, kicks of cure for the common cold etc.
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