/u/Shamazij's posts
[WP] A band writes a hit song, but unlike most hit songs which eventually fade away, this one just keeps growing in popularity with no end in sight.
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[WP] God wakes up from a 2000 year slumber only to discover that humanity has interpreted everything wrong. Homosexuality is supposed to be the norm, and heterosexuality is supposed to be a sin. Explain humanity's response when God comes down to clarify the rules.
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[WP] A former moderator of r/fatpeoplehate is kidnapped by a masked vigilante and locked in a cell filled with doughnuts, sugary drinks, a knife, and a note written in chocolate that reads, DECIDE.
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[WP] You're a scientist who has been working for twenty years to unlock the secrets of cancer. You just discovered that your employer is a super villain.
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[WP] This entire trip keeps getting worse and worse. This is supposed to be our special time, and I just can't take it anymore. I'm about to punch Ricky straight in the face, when all of a sudden...
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