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[WP] You’re cursed with immortality, not because you sold your soul or you’re a sort of immortal creature but because a few thousand years ago, you stepped on the back of Death’s robe and being the petty shit Death is, he hasn’t forgiven you since.
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[WP] You are the Antichrist. Your destiny is to destroy earth and bring forth the apocalypse. You decide you like earth because it has dogs. You decide to destroy hell instead.
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[WP] The Ghost tried to scare the person by saying they were going to kill them. The person just replied with “okay” and now the Ghost is extremely concerned for the person’s mental health and decides to do everything they can to make the person’s life easier.
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[WP] You’re a villain with no heroes to fight, so you decide to make your own using your laboratory. You add kindness in the mix, a spoonful of courage, a cup full of determination and a cup of- oh, crap. You accidentally added a cup full of evil.
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[WP] You’re a kid who wrote to Santa on Christmas, not asking for an object as a gift but happiness instead. You accidentally wrote Satan though and now you have the devil himself taking care of you and making sure you’re happy.
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[WP] You’re an astronaut on humanities latest mission, Artemis 0.1. You are currently on your way to a planet with two other colleagues. Then suddenly Lewis is banging on the shuttle door, from the outside, floating in space. But Lewis is right next to you, along with your other colleague.
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[EU] In an alternate universe, instead of working at the Daily Planet, Clark Kent finds himself working elsewhere. This is his first day starting at his new job at Dunder Mifflin, paper company.
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[EU] You’re a Hogwarts student just trying to get by and do well in your classes. Unfortunately the antics Harry Potter cause classes and exams to be cancelled left and right and you are pissed.
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[WP] All your life you’ve had music playing at random moments that only you can hear. Like when you won that basketball game, ‘We are the champions’ played. Right now, as you turned and walked down that alley, all of a sudden stereotypical boss music played.
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