WritingPrompts

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[WP] "You know the difference between subjective and objective, right? 'Some rabbits' is the former, 'three rabbits' is the latter, and much more accurate. So I'm going to need you to be very clear when you say there are 'a few' dragons outside."	4575
[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.	2413
[WP] You are the hero of the hour. Saved a bus full of orphaned nuns and everything, just in time for the police and media to show up. Now you have to survive the interview while coming down from the obscene cocktail of illegal drugs you took that made it all seem like a good idea at the time.	766
[WP] The adventurer took another long pull at the bottle, staring at the latest acquisition standing by the inn's fireplace: the legendary magic armor they spent their life searching for... and its exposed midriff, curves, pink frills, and hearts.	99
[WP] "You're telling me the asteroid we're standing on is sentient an-" "YES HELLO" "Shut up! I'm not talking to you! And we can't dest-" "WOW RUDE" "... And. We. Can't. Destroy it, because it has rights!?" "I HAVE FEELINGS TOO"	85
[WP] The mysterious man in the shadows took a long draw on his cigarette, the tip glowing like an angry red eye... then proceeded to cough, violently, through the rest of the scene.	85
[WP] The sexy, freedom-loving rebel hero always gets his rallying 'Why we fight' speech against the evil Empire du jour. Write the inspiring speech his law-and-order counterpart gives.	64
[TT] The Apollo missions weren't cancelled because of lack of funding or public interest. They were cancelled when they discovered the truth behind Lycanthropy and it's inexplicable tie with the moon.	63
[WP] Earth 1175-A/Y. Bill Nye the Bible Guy fights mainstream rationalism with an underfunded but catchy childrens show about the empirical truth of God. Meanwhile, Rev. Neil deGrasse Tyson engages in televised debates about the fairness and legality of state funded science labs.	54
[TT] "So, they believe everything from the sky is... divine?" "Yeah," He grunted, activating the trash barge's cargo door, wind whipping through the craft. "Poor bastards."	51

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