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I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.

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[WP] Did you know that the light from the sun takes 8 minutes to reach us? Having just discovered this fun fact, you run downstairs to tell your parents, only to see the newsman saying the same thing in a worried tone. Why's everyone so nervous?

74 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You are a young wo/man, laying on your deathbed on the eve of your 100th birthday. You look back to fond memories as Death arrives, confounded to find you in the state you're in, as you were scheduled to die years prior on multiple accounts.

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Whenever I listen to Metallica, all I can think about is DOOM, and how it makes me want to rip and tear.

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Just because I have adhd, that doesn't mean I need to go to some stupid camp.

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Whenever my girlfriend says something itches, I always jump into action and scratch her where she needs it, especially since my nails are so sharp.

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I seriously hate being called four eyes.

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[WP] 12:03am, you're in a sleepy diner off the endless highway. You have a suitcase, a handgun, and a hole in the side of your head. A waitress comes up to you, her skin bone white, and she asks what you'll have as your last meal. Just as you were to speak up, and old friend walks in to see you.

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[WP] A jukebox that gains sentience, and is convinced that it's the greatest singer of all time; with such an inflated ego, the jukebox doesn't realize it's just a music machine, until someone comes along and "fixes" it.

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My best friend won't stop prank calling me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.	1038	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Did you know that the light from the sun takes 8 minutes to reach us? Having just discovered this fun fact, you run downstairs to tell your parents, only to see the newsman saying the same thing in a worried tone. Why's everyone so nervous?	74	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a young wo/man, laying on your deathbed on the eve of your 100th birthday. You look back to fond memories as Death arrives, confounded to find you in the state you're in, as you were scheduled to die years prior on multiple accounts.	26	WritingPrompts
Whenever I listen to Metallica, all I can think about is DOOM, and how it makes me want to rip and tear.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Just because I have adhd, that doesn't mean I need to go to some stupid camp.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever my girlfriend says something itches, I always jump into action and scratch her where she needs it, especially since my nails are so sharp.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
I seriously hate being called four eyes.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] 12:03am, you're in a sleepy diner off the endless highway. You have a suitcase, a handgun, and a hole in the side of your head. A waitress comes up to you, her skin bone white, and she asks what you'll have as your last meal. Just as you were to speak up, and old friend walks in to see you.	13	WritingPrompts
[WP] A jukebox that gains sentience, and is convinced that it's the greatest singer of all time; with such an inflated ego, the jukebox doesn't realize it's just a music machine, until someone comes along and "fixes" it.	10	WritingPrompts
My best friend won't stop prank calling me.	9	TwoSentenceSadness