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I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.

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Whenever I listen to Metallica, all I can think about is DOOM, and how it makes me want to rip and tear.

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Just because I have adhd, that doesn't mean I need to go to some stupid camp.

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Whenever my girlfriend says something itches, I always jump into action and scratch her where she needs it, especially since my nails are so sharp.

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I seriously hate being called four eyes.

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"You know, there's nothing more satisfying than peeling away the skin and feeling all the delicious juices pour out through my fingers."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.	1038
Whenever I listen to Metallica, all I can think about is DOOM, and how it makes me want to rip and tear.	24
Just because I have adhd, that doesn't mean I need to go to some stupid camp.	22
Whenever my girlfriend says something itches, I always jump into action and scratch her where she needs it, especially since my nails are so sharp.	19
I seriously hate being called four eyes.	17
"You know, there's nothing more satisfying than peeling away the skin and feeling all the delicious juices pour out through my fingers."	1