/u/ShitposterSL's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Thanks dear" you say as the robots running through your house prepare dinner, one of them stays silent for a moment before speaking "If it wasn't for small things like this we would've already conquered the world" "What?" "What?"
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[WP] After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.
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[WP] You were a billionaire pretending to be an average Joe in order to find someone who loves you for who you are and not what you have, now in your honeymoon you confess the truth to your spouse who was apparently doing the same thing
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[WP] What a fucking scam. There is no other word for it. The zombie apocalypse happened, true, but in the middle of the hottest summer in the decades, the decomposing corpses barely lasted a month. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.
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[WP] "NO NO NO" says the thundering voice from the sky "This is supposed to be a high fantasy story why are you building spaceships?!"
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[WP] They told you your power was a "healing factor" able to heal others as well, it turns out, your actual power was turning anyone you touch into a healthy human, and since healthy humans don't have mutations and therefore no powers, many supers would rather risk death than being treated by you.
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[EU] As it is custom in the Sith Empire, your apprentice had tried to murder you and take your place as Master. However, the way they tried to get rid of you was so strange, and their failure so absurd, you are not even mad, just... confused
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[WP] You are the leader of the biggest mafia family in the city when the zombie apocalypse finally happens, your manor is the safest place in town and there are many who paid you for "protection". Time to honor the contracts and reclaim your city, it seems.
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[WP] "Halt foul demon! I know of your true name and so you must obey my every command!" "Wha- Why would you knowing my name make me obey you all of a suden? What are you gonna do? Call my parents or something? I swear humans myths about demon control are the weirdest.."
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