/u/ShroomDispencer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You wake up among several others, and Satan -- in some sot of focus group. "So," he announces. "Let's go around the room and say what we're all in hell for!"
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[WP] One day, on the way home, you suddenly noclip through the once-solid ground beneath and fall several stories down. Once you come to, you're in a monotone hallway with yellow floors and walls. Exploring more, the hallways just go on and on. You think that you're the only one there, for a while..
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[WP] You hear a knock on the door. It’s your father. He walks in. “Are ya winning son?” You sigh. “No...”
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[WP] Drinking tea one evening, you hear a knock on the door. When you open it, you're greeted by yourself. "Come with me," he spits. "No time to explain!" You look behind him(/you) and see that the sky has turned red, and it's raining blood.
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[WP] You wake up among 7 others, and Satan, in some sot of focus group. "So," he announces. "Let's go around the room and say what we're all in hell for!"
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[WP] “Welp,” said the alien running the simulation. “Earth was a failure.” he reached for the cables of the machine, but stopped. “Well, we might as well have a little fun with it.” he chuckled to himself
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[WP] “You are killing yourself here!” the Moon yelled at Earth. “If you’re not going to get rid of those humans, I’m leaving you for good.”
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[WP] “What’s the plan now?” the head angel demanded. “I’ve told you, Earth is a work-in-progress.” God retorted. “Work in progress or not, those humans have to go.” God sighed. “Agreed.”
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[WP] In a boardroom, at the very top of hell’s management, stood Satan. “We’re running out of funding,” he sighed. “At this rate, we’ll only be able to carry on for 5 years tops. Anyone got any ideas?” A voice came from the corner. “What if we just hired some of the sinners?”
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