/u/Sidaige's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerfull are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: "Now They have imprisoned Themselves what shall We do?" With coords of all the bunkers..
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[WP] You're a Goth and somebody knocks on the door: "Hello is this the house of the witch?" You sigh because this has been the 100th time this month and say: "No he's over there." And points them across the street, to the dazzly pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat, who's waiving excitedly to them.
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[WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA?
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[WP] In less than 10 min. after noticing our first alien ship above Earth, it almost crashes in a parkinglot in the middle of a residential area. A very desperate alien walks out of it and goes to the first human he sees. "Please, help us hide" He pleads. "And whatever you do don't believe them!"
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[WP] Suddenly the world ran out of ammo. Every weapon, when pointed to any human, would only shoot harmless confetti, boms and mines turned to dust when activated. This happens everywhere around the world. Modern warfare became impossible within 24 hours. It's like somebody wished for it.
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[WP] You've been marked by the Devil, but not because You made a deal with the Devil, but the Devil made a deal with You to help him out of a weird situation... Only that's a bit hard to explain to a group of demonhunters who are hunting you down for being marked, since this basically never happens.
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[WP] Suddenly the world ran out of ammo. Every weapon, when pointed to any human, would only shoot harmless confetti, boms and mines turned to dust when activated. This happens everywhere around the world. Modern warfare became impossible within 24 hours. It's like somebody wished for it.
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[WP] You're an NPC in a populair game that's suddenly realising that those adventures are really weird. Also people you saw die earlier are coming back to live the next day like nothing has happend and the beggar who should already have more money then you with all the charity but is still poor, odd
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[WP] You summoned a demon, but due to a horrible pronunciation of the Latin you've accidently asked it to be your lover instead of slaying your enemies...The demon is taken aback by the unusual request, but looks interested.
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[WP] You're an elderly 90+ year barbarian hero, being pensioned for a decade or so and everyone already thinks you're dead. You can't stand it anymore and take out your magical sword, your artritiscreme and a new pair of fake teeth and go off to your final adventure. Watch out world Conan is back!
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