/u/SilasCrane's posts
[WP] You've noticed that unlike the rest of your companions, the elves you're travelling with have never excused themselves to answer nature's call, even though they eat and drink just as often as you do. When you work up the courage to ask the elves about this, their explanation astounds you.
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[WP] The kind Princess wishes for a handsome Prince to rescue her from the Dragon, but in her kingdom they see this as an outdated trope. So, she languishes in a tower as the kingdom patiently waits for her to rescue herself, fall in love with the Dragon, or reveal that she was the Dragon all along.
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[WP] A mummy on display at the British Museum gets fed up with all the small children constantly yelling at it ("Mummy? Mummy!") and finally decides to get up out of its sarcophagus, and find out what the hell all these little British kids could possibly want from a 3000 year-old Pharaoh.
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