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[WP] As you arrive in Heaven, you are confident you have lived your best life. You proudly exclaim you are ready to have your soul judged. An angel walks by with diced carrots and chicken stock under his arm and says, “Did you say ‘soul’? Please don’t tell me Earth still has the copy with typos...”
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[WP] As part of an excavation crew, you uncover an old clay vase, and find a genie inside. The genie states that one wish remains. When you ask “why not 3?” the genie states the first wish was for the creation of this universe. When you ask about the second wish, the genie looks very nervous.
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[WP] As one of the last vampires, you have seen the rise and fall of cultures. As the millenniums come and go, the inventions of man have evolved. On this night, as you sink your fangs into an unsuspecting neck, you realize the taste of Artificial Intelligence Neuro-fluids aren’t terrible...
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They say the bond between twins is so strong that when one dies, the other may follow shortly after.
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