/u/Simhacantus's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the final boss. You have been waiting for the final epic battle against the hero. And waiting. And waiting. Finally, your minions report back. The news? The hero abandoned the main quest to do side quests.
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[WP] "Your honor, the evidence is clear and undeniable. While my client may have been a 'mad genius' who sought to 'dominate the city' with his 'army of evil', I present that he did actually not break any laws or statutes in his actions. The defense rests."
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[EU] "Tony you sure you have the right...uh, person?" "For the last time Steve, yes. He was on Fury's list, and right now we need his help." "Yeah, but you know... he's just a platypus. They don't do much."
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[WP] Due to a contracting error, your gym's sign reads '24-Hour Exorcise'. You've been doing your best to accommodate the unusual customers who have been showing up as a result.
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[WP] The Demon King is a tyrant most foul, a bane upon humanity, and an affront to all that is good. As the hero, this is who you were meant to slay. You're not quite sure what to do with the democratically elected Demon Prime Minister though.
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[WP] "Oh mighty warrior, word of your deeds have reached great Odin himself, and he has granted you access to Valhalla!" You stare blankly at the armor-clad woman in front of you. You were just an office worker who happened to die in an unfortunate accident.
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[WP] You rub your temples wearily, as the supervillain shifts uncomfortably in the chair in front of you. You take a hard look at the papers on your desk, and let out a sigh. "Just one more time, you want to claim insurance for what?"
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[WP] Superheros have their academies. Supervillains have elite tutors. Even henchman get special training. In this world, everyone gets trained on how to properly do super-related activities. You run a school to train professional "Innocent Bystanders".
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[WP] "It's 5, sorry but can we wrap this up tomorrow?" The hero just stares at you with a blank face, surrounded by the carnage of your city-spanning battle. You sigh "Look, it's nothing personal, but it's my turn to attend the parent-teacher conference, and I'm NOT getting into that fight again."
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