/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're an infamous villain, known by a generic bad guy name like Dr. Doombad, Dr. Destructo etc. The only problem is you don't hold an actual doctorate. Time to enroll on some university classes...
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[WP] After hitting your head you've seen most people as these horrifying and ugly beings as if they had suddenly lost their masks. The crazy town-hobo notices you gawking one day and asks: "Wait, you can see them too?"
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[WP] You're a powerful demon who's been locked away by an artifact for thousands of years. Some mortal fool has finally found it...and it's a sweet old lady. You really don't know how to decline all the offers of food and cookies and other help.
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[WP] You find a magic lamp. The genie isn't particularly malicious, mind you, but wishes asked from him must be metaphorical. If you want super strength, you must ask for "muscles of steel" or "to be strong as a bear". Still, there's a risk of misunderstanding...
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[WP] Nuclear war came, civilization fell. You're trying to prevent your small town from falling into anarchy as everyone suddenly wants to become a bandit and wear leather-fetish clothing with horrible mohawks.
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[WP] The beautiful Vampire Queen is trying to bewitch and charm the brave knight. Luckily for us, our hero happens to be gay.
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[WP] Santa, Stan, and Satan decide to hold a meeting and discuss about their problems because of all the awkward summonings, botched sacrifices, and misaddressed wish lists.
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[WP] By coincidence, every single worldwide conspiracy and secret organization enact their plans of world domination on the same day. This includes the Illuminati, the Reptilians, the Nazis, the Atlanteans, and even a secret league of sweet old grandmothers.
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[WP] The dashing prince and the evil wizard are both gay and totally in love. Meanwhile, the kidnapped fair maiden is kind of a third wheel...
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