/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It's the year 5000 and humanity's first expansion into space, colonization of the Solar System etc. have faded into myths in the style of Journeys of Odysseus. Tell of these fabled legends.
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[WP] The armed forces of every nation consist solely of their national stereotypes. Canada sends to war lumberjacks mounted on moose, the Japanese utilize ninjas and giant robots, Russians have bears etc.
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[WP] You have different kinds of abilities based on the music you're listening to. If ninjas attack you can put on "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting". Demons pour out from a hellish realm? Amon Amarth for that and so on.
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[WP] A small kid finds a magic lamp and asks a very innocent, almost mundane wish. The genie ponders whether it can or even wants to twist and 'misunderstand' the request.
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[WP] Everyone on Earth that's dressed as Santa is suddenly teleported to an enormous, Christmas themed facility. Santa Claus has died and a new one must be selected...with a free for all battle, the last one standing being the new Santa. It's time for the merriest deathmatch of the century!
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[WP] You almost died when young. To save you, your occultist parents did the sensible thing and summoned a demon to possess you, healing your body in the process. You're now entering college, the demon still inside you. Good thing the beast is pretty chill, though.
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[WP] An alien race controlling most of the galaxy contacts Earth, aiming to uplift the humans until they're ready to join the interstellar community. The problem is all previous species evolved utilizing organic technology. Our "hard and dead" tech is utterly alien to them.
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