/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts
[WP] The hottest show in the afterlife for the past decade: Steve Irwin wrangling all sorts of supernatural creatures.
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[WP] You dress up as a conspiracy nutter for a costume party. The second you put the tinfoil hat on, something obstructive is lifted from your mind as if you suddenly woke up from a long sleep. Of course, nobody believes you...
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[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.
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[WP] Where do bad guys get their legions of goons? Well, it's all thanks to you. You specialize in supplying grunts of a wide variety to aspiring super villains, whether they need masked men with bad aim or hideous/sexy merfolk to guard their underwater lair.
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[WP] You discover you're an immortal of a rather peculiar breed...a soap opera character. Whenever you die, you always come back to life due to the most ludicrous reason possible.
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[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds.
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[WP] A superhero in a skintight and revealing costume is facing off with a rather old fashioned and classy villain. The baddie in question is more bothered by the hero's shameless clothing rather than the foiled plans.
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[WP] You're a multi billionaire with severe god delusions. You have several small children kidnapped and leave them on an island with resources and carefully placed 'evidence' suggesting at your divinity. Ten years later, you arrive at the island...
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[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.
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[WP] You and your spouse are fairly typical demonic overlords with a figurative/literal dark fortress, minions to command etc. The problem is your teenage child who's going through that rebellious phase; claiming that they're good, dressing in all whites and only listening to gentle hymns.
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