/u/SirLemoncakes's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Most teens have breakouts of acne; you have it far worse. You have breakouts of ACME. This is the third anvil which dropped from the sky this week, and you're getting annoyed.
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[WP] With the rise of high-tech polymers, iron is being phased out in cities. With the fall of iron, the faeries are returning to make mischief on the world once more.
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[WP] A new law passes, making bank robbery legal under one set of circumstances. You have to inform the police of the bank you are robbing and at what time, as well as the location of your home. If you make it home, you get to keep the money. The ultimate game of cops and robbers.
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[PI] Space law dictates the first to discover any intelligent species in the galaxy would have absolute rights over them. It worked out fine, until Earthlings developed space travel without outside help, and “discovered” the First Civilization.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse arrived; fortunately, the first horde marched on a medieval reenactment tournament. It turns out full plate armor is really good against zombies.
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[WP] You're an up and coming mad scientist/engineer. So far everything is going well, except for one irritating detail: You keep having to send work crews to fish corpses out of your duct work. Spy agencies around the world just don't seem to realize that ductwork isn't a secret entrance.
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[WP] You're a superhero, but if anyone thinks of you as anything better than an asshole, you lose your powers.
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[WP] The apocalypse is nigh, the four horseman ride out to plunge the world into darkness. In an unfortunate twist of irony, Pestilence is too sick to make it. You are the Substitute Horseman...and you're not quite what the others expected.
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[WP] You come across a planet completely filled with massive computer servers. You discover that everyone who once lived on the planet had uploaded their consciousness to an artificial world. You're shocked when you gain a glimpse at the world they built for themselves.
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