/u/Slab_0_Gum's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You agreed to be cryogenically frozen for a thousand years in exchange for $1 billion when you woke up. As the freezing process began you asked the scientists on the other side of the glass, “Hey, will the money be adjusted for infla-?” That’s when you suddenly woke up.
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[WP] Humanity was able to achieve world peace through a spell that transferred all their hatred into a child who would be born centuries into the future. Everyone in you society hears this story over and over again; you always hated it.
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[WP] You’re sitting in the Inkwell, a bar for fictional characters like yourself. In between Dr. Frankenstein’s crazed rants and Luigi’s quiet sobbing, you hear the rabbit bartender ask, “Eh, what’s your story doc?”
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[WP] You’re stuck narrating the life of the man who killed you. Only he can hear you, and your narration is starting to make him go insane.
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[WP] Your luck stat is so high that it has rendered you basically immortal. After 200 years, you seek to end your life by searching for a luck lowering potion, but your luck is doing everything in its power to stop you.
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[WP] Your parents are both high ranking members from two warring crime families. Your birth was supposed to signal peace, but ever since your parents divorced, it’s been a literal custody battle.
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[WP] After supervillains began to realize that heroes mostly operate in big cities, they started working in suburbs. You’re one such villain and are absolutely loving the community.
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[WP] “Hello, I’d like to file a complaint against the reincarnation department. I’ve been reincarnated over 700 times, and each time I always end up as a human. No matter what I do in my life, I always end up with the “ultimate reward” of being human. Well screw that, I want to be a pigeon dammit!”
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[WP] Selling your soul gets you an eternity in Hell. However, you only sold 1/100 of your soul, and your 900 trillion year stay in Hell is about to end.
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