/u/Slade715's posts
[WP] In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin's advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts.
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[WP] A device was invented that would calculate your IQ, strengths and weaknesses right after birth. You would then be placed on a continent based off of your usefulness to society, where the most useful get placed in Africa due to natural resources and land. Your tribe in Antarctica is pissed.
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[WP] The door to door tequila salesman said it would only take one shot to achieve all your goals, it's a pity he didn't mention the price.
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[WP] You've always wanted to be a vampire, and you've finally found one that'll turn you. The only issue is that once you've turned, you find out blood still tastes awful.
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[WP] A genie has granted you 6 wishes, to be used in 6 days, requiring 6 sacrifices. You're two wishes down and the genie is two shades redder. It's probably nothing... Right?
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[WP] After completing your last exam, you exclaim to the professor “At least take me out to dinner before you fuck me”. Later that night, your professor shows up at your door with a bouquet of flowers and a question, “ So where am I taking you tonight?”
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[WP] You are a notorious bank robber and are able to duplicate yourself. Everything is going smoothly, until one of your copies tries to take over.
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