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[EU] Bloodbending has long been revered as the cruelest form of bending, but that is about to change. You, an earthbender, have discovered something worse: Bonebending.

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[WP] It turns out that "aliens" are actually just humans, humanity as we know it is the intergalactic equivalent of the Amish.

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[WP] It turns out, the devil is actually a perfectly harmless wish granter. Of course, THEY don't want you to know that.

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[WP] There are hundreds of races in the galaxy. Yet somehow, each one has invented the same thing. We call it the Rubik's cube.

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[WP] Most people have a shoulder angel & devil, to help guide them in their decision making and such. But not you. You have a shoulder Cthulhu.

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[SP] It turns out earth is the Las Vegas of the galaxy.

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[WP] It turns out that butterflies are actually aliens. This turns out to be the real reason they're so good at causing natural disasters.

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[WP] A long time ago, you were sealed to be awoken when humanity needed you most. You've finally arisen, only to find humanity is nowhere to be seen.

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[WP] As it turns out, prophets don't predict the future. They alter reality to make their prophecies happen.

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[WP] Aliens look virtually identical to cows. So much so, that even they can't tell the difference.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] Bloodbending has long been revered as the cruelest form of bending, but that is about to change. You, an earthbender, have discovered something worse: Bonebending.	217
[WP] It turns out that "aliens" are actually just humans, humanity as we know it is the intergalactic equivalent of the Amish.	110
[WP] It turns out, the devil is actually a perfectly harmless wish granter. Of course, THEY don't want you to know that.	105
[WP] There are hundreds of races in the galaxy. Yet somehow, each one has invented the same thing. We call it the Rubik's cube.	94
[WP] Most people have a shoulder angel & devil, to help guide them in their decision making and such. But not you. You have a shoulder Cthulhu.	30
[SP] It turns out earth is the Las Vegas of the galaxy.	27
[WP] It turns out that butterflies are actually aliens. This turns out to be the real reason they're so good at causing natural disasters.	27
[WP] A long time ago, you were sealed to be awoken when humanity needed you most. You've finally arisen, only to find humanity is nowhere to be seen.	22
[WP] As it turns out, prophets don't predict the future. They alter reality to make their prophecies happen.	21
[WP] Aliens look virtually identical to cows. So much so, that even they can't tell the difference.	20