/u/Slodes's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It's been almost 10,000 generations since humans emigrated from a dying Earth. You've been selected to go to the Earth reunion. It seems the different planets have had some interesting effects on human biology, however everyone seems particularly nervous around you.
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[WP] On your deathbed you finally make peace with your life and begin to settle in. Seconds before you think it's over an oddly dressed person enters your room and cheerfully says "Alright, now that the tutorial's over let's get you started".
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[WP] You're very excited about your brand new pair of Genre Jeans: the jeans that magically change the genre of your personal narrative. Except you didn't follow the cleaning instructions and now they're malfunctioning.
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[WP] *ERROR MESSAGE* "We're sorry, we've detected an error in your personal narrative and we are working to fix this. During the next 24 hours you may experience sudden changes in your personal narrative genre. We do apologize. Sincerely, Management."
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[WP] You and your friends jokingly refer to your D&D group as "the Illuminati". You all simultaneously get an email, addressed to your D&D characters, apologizing for not being invited to the most recent Illuminati meetings and are formally requested to attend the next one this coming Saturday.
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[WP] Ten red flashes occurred the first night. Nine the second night. Soon it became clear there was a countdown. A single red flash just illuminated the sky.
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[WP] The universe needs to run on time, so the forces that be take special care to make sure things happen when and where they are meant to. Today you begin your new career as a Fate Adjustment and Redirection Technician. You are a FART.
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(WP) On your deathbed you finally make peace with your life and begin to settle in. Seconds before you think it's over an oddly dressed person enters your room and cheerfully says "Alright, now that the tutorial's over let's get you started".
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[WP]The battle for the fate of your kingdom rages on with no end in sight. Amidst the violence time suddenly slows to a crawl. A sharp dressed individual approaches out of nowhere. "Good afternoon, I'm the God of war and I'm here to negotiate."
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[WP] in 2020 huge egg shaped containers begin appearing around the world seemingly out of thin air and at random locations and times. Eventually engineers open one to find the inside is nothing but rotting trash and a placard that reads "Hasty Time Traveling Waste Disposal est. 2077".
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