/u/SlowChurch's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're a weight guesser at a carnival. Thing is, you actually magically know everyone's weight, meaning you never lose. But to your surprise, someone just walked up and they don't weigh anything at all...
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[WP] A couple years ago, people started noticing jets of mist appearing randomly. Turns out they were creatures so short lived they went through birth, maturity, and death in a fraction of a second. But suddenly, their lifespans became several minutes, and yesterday, one survived for five hours.
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[WP] You went back in time to kill a serial killer. You come back to the present to find each of his victims were far worse.
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[WP] As a joke, one of the underdog political parties puts up an actual dog as their candidate for president. He wins by a landslide.
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"You have super strength and can fly? How quaint. My superpower? I can say the one thing that will make anyone weep uncontrollably."
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You try a dating website after a contentious breakup with the same woman for the third time. You get matched with her. You then hear demonic voices whispering, "can't screw up this time, Screwtape, the dark one says they fall in love or else."
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[WP] You and the other dogs have had enough of the dreaded scourge known as "the vacuum", and hatch a plan to destroy them all.
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Everyone at work is staring at you as you walk in. "Yes, I'm aware that I have turned into a giant cockroach. Yes, I feel fine. I promise it's not contagious." Your supervisor walks up, "Steve, we're more concerned that you seem to have forgotten it's casual Wednesday, not Hawaiian shirt Friday."
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