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[WP] One day someone dressed as a movie director stormed into your house and shouted, "Cut! Ok, let's take the last 30 years from the top. Action!"

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One day a probe crash landed on earth. It was an alien recording device from a long dead race. The device had been recording video of earth for ten thousand years in nearly infinite resolution and we could now answer a lot of questions.

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[WP] You do well to fear Count Dracula, mortal. But it is actually Count Spatula who will put dread in your hearts!

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[WP] You're wanted "dead or alive" by the Fashion Police, but the Grammar Nazis are a bigger concern at the moment.

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[WP] You're walking through the zoo and you notice the animals look unusually nervous. Then you hear one of the lemurs yell, "Now!"

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[WP] Aliens land and claim Earth as theirs. A second group of aliens land and claim they were here first. They take it all the way to the Supreme Court.

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The Colossus of Rhodes rose up from the murky deep, put on a giant pair of sunglasses, turned to the camera, and said, "I'd have gotten up sooner, but I might be a little... rusty." Then, an angry Statue of Liberty stepped into frame and said, "looks like I didn't hit the Rhodes hard enough."

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[WP] The drill stopped cold. A deafening "CLANG" made the team wince. "What's the holdup?", Jenkins shouted around his cigar, "that thing should be all the way through the crust by now!" "The drill has hit something, sir," said the frightened scientist, "and that something is very very pissed."

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[WP] One day someone dressed as a movie director stormed into your house and shouted, "Cut! Ok, let's take the last 30 years from the top. Action!"	1
One day a probe crash landed on earth. It was an alien recording device from a long dead race. The device had been recording video of earth for ten thousand years in nearly infinite resolution and we could now answer a lot of questions.	1
[WP] You do well to fear Count Dracula, mortal. But it is actually Count Spatula who will put dread in your hearts!	1
[WP] You're wanted "dead or alive" by the Fashion Police, but the Grammar Nazis are a bigger concern at the moment.	1
[WP] You're walking through the zoo and you notice the animals look unusually nervous. Then you hear one of the lemurs yell, "Now!"	1
[WP] Aliens land and claim Earth as theirs. A second group of aliens land and claim they were here first. They take it all the way to the Supreme Court.	1
The Colossus of Rhodes rose up from the murky deep, put on a giant pair of sunglasses, turned to the camera, and said, "I'd have gotten up sooner, but I might be a little... rusty." Then, an angry Statue of Liberty stepped into frame and said, "looks like I didn't hit the Rhodes hard enough."	1
[WP] The drill stopped cold. A deafening "CLANG" made the team wince. "What's the holdup?", Jenkins shouted around his cigar, "that thing should be all the way through the crust by now!" "The drill has hit something, sir," said the frightened scientist, "and that something is very very pissed."	0