/u/SlowChurch's posts
[WP] "No... NOOO!!" The secret agent screamed as the sloth inched toward him. The villain's henchmen began whispering to each other, "is it just me, or are the boss's plans getting more and more awesome?"
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[WP] King Arthur actually had quite a bit of trouble pulling the sword from the stone. He actually had help. From Thor. However, in a moment of forgetfulness, Thor handed Mjolnir to King Arthur... Who was able to wield it.
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[WP] I trembled as he slipped the leather bound book into my hands. "This tome will reveal to you the language of the ancients. Search for the stone! Unleash its power before they find you!" Yeah, the party clown was definitely overstaying his welcome, but I was 10 and that had my attention.
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[WP] You went back in time to prevent humanity from inventing the gun, only to come back to the present to realize humanity invented something far more terrifying instead.
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[WP] Ever the prankster, you like messing with people in creative ways. Wanting to freak a someone out, you walk up to a random person and shout, "you're in a coma! Wake up!" And he does.
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[WP] You saved the world using your immense superpowers to conquer terrifying villains. Years later, as you exhaust yourself trying to fight even the smallest crimes around the planet to maintain world peace, you realize all the movies, books, and comics about the battle portray you as the bad guy.
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[WP] You've always had the ability to freeze time. One day, in a frozen moment, you hear someone sneeze.
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