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[WP] You are the world's greatest assassin due to your ability to restart a day when you've been killed. But there's a challenger to your title, a man who can travel in time to any point in his own past. The two of you are trying to figure out how to kill each other.
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[WP] "You fool! The talisman is in my grasp! Your puny world is doomed to enter an eternal hellscape where nightmares permeate mind and flesh. All mortal souls will provide a feast for the insatiable appetite of the one true wyrm, Granathoth," said the squirrel.
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[WP] After the death of your father, you're at the reading of the will when you find out that you inherited an unused wish from an ancient genie. You wonder why dad never talked about it...
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[WP] The unending lava flow spun the gargantuan paddle wheels. The sprawling complex disappeared into the horizon. The entrance took you past billions of gears and giant turning cylinders being etched with new information. This was it, the ancient mechanical brain. And it was still thinking.
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[WP] Your parents told you that your neighbor was a cat lady. You thought this merely meant that she had a lot of cats. You were wrong.
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[WP] You try a dating website after a contentious breakup with the same woman for the third time. You get matched with her. You then hear demonic voices whispering, "can't screw up this time, Screwtape, the dark one says they fall in love or else."
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