/u/SlowChurch's posts
[WP] The rally car spun out of control and came hurtling through the barrier. The crowd watched in horror as a kid playing on his phone was in the car's direct path. He looked up, casually said, "nope", and snapped his fingers.
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[WP] "I want you to meet Jasmine, Rapunzel, Snow White, Aurora, and Tiana. They are all Disney princesses... And the last of the resistance."
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[WP] Through an error at the hospital, a set of identical triplets were all counted as the same person. Years later they take turns going to work, interacting with their family, and attending public events, all pretending to be one individual. However, one of them has decided to grow a beard.
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[WP] You live in a sitcom. Your problems are always solved in 30 minutes and there's always applause when you enter a room. One day you go to work and find there's no laughter or applause and people seem to be talking like they're being interviewed all the time.
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[WP] You and your team are the first to create artificial intelligence. You are elated, but the awful truth sinks in over the coming weeks. The AI is kind of dumb and likes to make bad jokes. Even worse, it keeps hitting on you.
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[WP] You are driving in the dark on a dirt road at a high rate of speed. You don't remember how you got there. As you look for signs to tell you where you are, you feel a jarring "THUMP" under your tires and an ear piercing shriek.
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[WP] The last known bottle of beer has been stolen from the Age of Human Dominance section of the Earth History Museum. It's your job to get it back.
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[WP] "How much influence does he hold? He once referred to a movie by the wrong name. It is now known by that name."
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[WP] Half your team is dead. The other half is pleading with you, "don't go in there, man! It's not worth it!" You walk into the dimly lit room, your pistol drawn and your brow dripping with sweat. All you see are mutilated corpses, a vending machine, a cat, and four bowling pins.
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[WP] "Your bitter tears will fade quickly. Besides, they technically aren't real." The digital man acted cold, but his words offered a sort of comfort. My body, my life as I knew it, was gone. My mind was accidentally hurled into the computer, and I was about to be shown my new world...
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