/u/SlowChurch's posts
[WP] You've been staring at both men in the crowd for entire game. Every time one of them presses their fingers to their temples, one of the teams scores a touchdown. One of them notices you staring. You hear the words in your mind, "Stay out of this, observer, this is none of your concern!"
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[WP] At a meeting of the Council of Monsters, one of them brought word of a discovery... A new creature called "human".
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[WP] You have x-ray vision. Instead of fighting crime, you use it to help people find their lost car keys.
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[WP] All the major superheroes died in battle. The only ones remaining are Can-Teleport-Things-4-Feet-to-the-Left Man, Gives-People-a-Cold-Gal, and Dave, Master of Socks. They must save the world together.
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[WP] You have the Eye of Agamotto, allowing you to manipulate time. Instead of trying to rule the world or become a superhero, you use it to restore the old vehicles on your used car lot.
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[WP] You are on a vacation in a small island resort. You take off your shirt to go for a swim and the locals gas as they see your birthmark. "The legend is true," they gasp.
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[WP] You're the music administrator in Heaven. It's your job to arrange concerts with all the dead musicians. You realize a week before the massive concert that their talent didn't come with them, and you have to go back to earth to retrieve it all.
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