/u/SlowChurch's posts
[WP] "So, today I'm working on this car at the shop, see, and I'm going over the thing top to bottom. It's black, bulletproof, and has all these gadgets. An hour goes by, and this pale fellah in a purple suit shows up. Then he offers me a million in cash for the car! That's when things got intense."
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[WP] You live in a world where everyone has an animal companion that acts as a conscience. You are the first person to get to choose your animal.
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[WP] The Tesla sat forgotten on the Martian surface. But over time, the microbes that came with it began to evolve. One day, a ship appeared on Earth and a creature stepped off, demanding, "Bring us to the one you call, 'Musk'."
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[WP] Conventional weapons had faded as materials grew scarce. Two separate world powers simultaneously managed to create their ultimate soldiers, soldiers who would have no need of guns, vehicles, or armor. Now they faced each other in battle; a man made of fire and a woman made of ice.
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[WP] Everything you say sounds sarcastic and you can't help it. What astounds you is how far it's gotten you.
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[WP] Everyone at work is staring as you walk in. "Yes, I'm aware that I have turned into a giant cockroach. Yes, I feel fine. I promise it's not contagious." Your supervisor walks up, "Steve, we're more concerned that you have again forgotten it's casual WEDNESDAY, and Hawaiian shirt FRIDAY."
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[WP] Every day you go to the WritingPrompts page on Reddit with a killer idea, but someone has posted that very idea right before you do. After a while, you notice it's the same person every time.
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[WP] As a joke, one of the underdog political parties puts up an actual dog as their candidate for president. He wins by a landslide.
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